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A single fictional curse with a one-sentence definition. The smallest legal joke.
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██████████ verb
/ █████████ /
To █████████ with such ██████████ that the room corrects itself to match.
"He █████████ clean through the velvet rope."
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ten entries · full definitions
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Definition, etymology, and an example sentence per word. The default.
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sixty-nine entries · with usage
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69 words
Everything in II plus a paragraph of usage scenarios per word.
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