Frequently Asked Questions
The things people ask, in roughly the order they ask them.
The important bits
The questions in this section cover the things you'd want to know before you spend a dollar. They are styled prominently because they actually matter.
Are these real words?
No. Every entry is invented. The words don't exist. The etymologies are made up. The example sentences are written. The dates are fake. The fictional Yorkshire dialect terms are not real Yorkshire dialect terms. The fictional 1847 Dublin diaries did not exist. None of this is real. That is the entire product.
If a word coincidentally turns out to be a real word in some language we didn't check, that is either a bug or a small linguistic miracle. Either way, please tell us.
Are refunds available?
Generally no — credits are digital goods and are non-refundable once issued. We do offer discretionary refunds and credit replacements for verified billing errors, technical failures, and content quality concerns submitted through the in-app flag mechanism. The full Refund Policy is at /refunds.
If you got a word and it sucked, hit the flag button. We'll review it and probably either refund you or grant additional credits. That's the right channel — not your bank.
What's your chargeback policy?
If a charge looks wrong, contact us first. We resolve almost everything within five business days.
Filing a chargeback for a charge you actually authorized is illegal — it's wire fraud under federal law and we will defend, document, and refer cases as appropriate. Full chargeback policy is in the Refund Policy and the Terms of Service. If you have a real billing problem, we'd much rather hear about it than fight with your bank.
Do I have to be 18?
Yes. The Services are not directed to anyone under 18, and you confirm you're 18+ before each purchase. Misrepresenting your age is a violation of the Terms of Service and will get your account terminated.
Can the words be racist or contain slurs?
We run every entry through a slur filter and a human reviewer before it enters the pool. We are not perfect at this, and language models can produce content that resembles real slurs in ways we don't catch. If you encounter content that you think shouldn't have been approved, flag it from the user portal — flagged content is reviewed and removed if appropriate, and you'll typically get a refund or replacement credit.
What data do you collect about me?
The minimum we need to run the site: your email, your purchase history, your unlocked words, basic device and usage data, and (if you opt in) your leaderboard display name and approximate location. We don't sell your data. Full breakdown is in the Privacy Policy at /privacy.
Who are you?
We're FT LLC. Montana on paper, nationwide in practice, working on Mr. Worldwide. Reverse Swear Jar is one of several things we run — others include CrazyCivilCourt.com (a documentation project for the funniest depths of the federal court system), StartFourth (a business incubator), and Rapids Funding (a business lending brokerage), among other projects in various states of completion.
We are a small operation that puts out a lot of small operations. If you want a single name to direct your grievances at, you can just call us Chuck.
Where's the company located, for legal purposes?
FT LLC is a Montana LLC. Mailing address: 6479 US Highway 93 S, Suite 969, Whitefish, MT 59937. Disputes are arbitrated in Flathead County, Montana under Montana law. Yes, we know.
How the product works
How do I get a word?
Pick a tier (I, II, or III), pay, and get credits. Each credit unlocks one word from the pool. Click the unlock and the slot machine spins. The word is yours, with permanent access from your portal.
What's actually different between the tiers?
- Pocket (I) — one word, a brief gloss. The bare bones.
- Standard (II) — ten words, full definitions, etymologies, and example sentences. What most people pick.
- Unabridged (III) — sixty-nine words, full entries, plus a paragraph of usage scenarios per word. The completionist option.
Same word pool for all three tiers. The difference is how much you get and how much surrounding apparatus comes with each entry.
Why 69?
Yes.
What does "ownership" mean?
When you unlock a word, you become the first person ever to unlock that word. The public permalink for that word records you (or your chosen leaderboard name, if you've opted in) as the original holder, in perpetuity. Each word can only be claimed once. After you, future purchases get other words. Yours is yours.
It is a certificate of origination for a thing that does not exist. If that is funny to you, this is the product for you.
What if I unlock a word and don't like it?
Hit the flag button on your portal. A staff member reviews the flag and either refunds you, grants additional credits, or — if the flag looks like a bad-faith attempt to keep getting free regenerations — sends an automated reply and closes the ticket. Repeated abuse may get your account suspended.
Can I see other people's words?
Yes. Every unlocked word has a public page at reverseswearjar.com/w/{slug}. The leaderboard at /leaderboard ranks them by votes. Anyone can vote on a word, including people without an account.
Can I vote without an account?
Yes. We rate-limit anonymous votes per IP per word to keep things sort of honest. If you want your votes credited to a profile, log in.
What's the leaderboard?
A live ranking of unlocked words by community vote. You can sort all-time, monthly, or weekly. If you've opted into public attribution, your display name and approximate location appear next to your top words.
How do I get on the leaderboard?
Buy words and hope yours go viral. Tell people about them. The system favors votes from many distinct visitors over a small number of repeat votes from the same network. Other than that, the only thing you can really do is pick good words.
What happens when the pool runs out?
You can join the waitlist. We show the live stock count when it gets low. We don't pre-order or charge you in advance — we just notify you when new words are approved. v2 might do pre-orders. Maybe.
Account and access
How do I log in?
We use passwordless email magic links. Type your email, click the link we send you, you're in. There is no password. There is no password to forget. There is no password to leak. There is just an email.
Why don't you have passwords?
Because passwords are bad and email is everywhere.
How long do my words stay accessible?
For the lifetime of your account. If you delete your account, your unlocked words stay public on their permalinks (since other people may have voted on them or shared them) but are no longer associated with you. If you opted into public attribution, your display name is removed from the public page within a reasonable period.
Can I change my leaderboard display name?
Yes, in account settings. Display names are unique platform-wide, so if your preferred name is taken, you'll need a different one. We reserve the right to reject names that impersonate, infringe trademarks, or violate the Terms.
Can I delete my account?
Yes, contact us. We retain financial records for up to seven years for tax and dispute reasons, but personal data tied to your account is removed.
I'm getting too many emails.
Transactional emails (login links, receipts, account alerts) keep coming because you need them. Promotional emails — if you opted into them — have an unsubscribe link in every message. Hit it. We don't take it personally.
Content and curation
Who writes the words?
A small editorial team. Some of those team members are language models. Every word is reviewed by a human before it enters the pool — the AI generates candidates, a human approves or rejects. Full disclosure is in the AI Novelty Disclosure at /disclaimer.
Why pre-curated and not real-time?
Three reasons. One: quality control — we get to throw out the duds. Two: cost stability — we know what each word costs to produce. Three: safety — pre-review means we catch slur-adjacent stuff before you see it instead of after. Real-time generation sounded fun on paper but the math didn't math.
Can I commission a specific word?
Not yet. Possibly in v2. Right now you take what the jar gives you, which is part of the bit.
Can I have a word about a specific person?
No. The Terms of Service explicitly prohibit using the Services to harass or target real people, including via AI-generated content. We'll remove any word that we determine targets a specific person, refund associated credits, and if you keep trying, terminate your account.
A word I unlocked describes my coworker exactly. Did you target them?
No. The pool is generated in advance and assigned at unlock without knowing anything about you or anyone you know. Some words describe categories of human behavior so universally that everyone has a coworker who fits. That is a feature, not a coincidence.
Can I get my unlocked word's public page taken down?
If you have a real reason — privacy concern, the word turns out to be a slur we missed, etc. — yes. Contact us. If you just regret your purchase, no. The page stays up because it's part of the public archive of unlocked words and other people may have engaged with it.
Edge cases and lore
What if I want to use my word in real life?
You can. They're yours to deploy. We'd just gently note that nobody else knows what your word means, so you'll be doing a lot of explaining. Carrying around a screenshot of the definition is recommended.
Can I trademark my word?
We don't grant trademark rights. The word is invented and your unlock gives you a recorded claim of first use, but trademarking a word in a category requires actually using it in commerce in that category. If you want to start a brand of artisanal pickles called "Quibblesnap," that's between you and the USPTO. We will not stop you. We may, however, laugh.
Can I sell my word to someone else?
Not currently. The ownership record is tied to the unlocking account. A resale market is something we've thought about for v2 but have not built.
My friend wants the same word I got.
They can't have it. It's already been unlocked. Every word in the pool can only be unlocked once. They'll get a different one.
Why does my word feel like a real word?
Because we paid attention to phonotactics — the rules that make English words feel English. The good fictional words sit just inside the boundary of plausibility. That's what makes the bit work.
Why does this exist?
Someone tweeted that they wanted a reverse swear jar where you put a dollar in and got a new expletive. We took that personally.
Is this a tax write-off?
Not legal advice, but probably no.
Do you accept cryptocurrency?
No.
Is there an API?
No. v2 maybe.
Will you make a mobile app?
The site works fine on a phone. No app planned.
Are you hiring?
If you write fictional dictionary entries for fun and you live in a place where Stripe can pay you, email us. Otherwise no.
I have a different question.
Email us. The contact info is on every policy page on the site.
that's the list. if your question wasn't on it, email us and maybe it will be.